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Most Inclusive: 2,941stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,292ndNicest Citizens: 3,430th
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Population1.805 billion

LeaderRevolution Assembly


The Union State with Onfande of Haivon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Revolution Assembly with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.805 billion Haivonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forseti. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth 250 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,930 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Haivon are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnomism.

Haivon is ranked 121,429th in the world and 1,321st in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 871.72 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 2,941stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,292ndNicest Citizens: 3,430thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,467thMost Influential: 4,276thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,209thMost Developed: 5,863rdMost Pacifist: 5,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,625thSmartest Citizens: 6,818thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,085thRudest Citizens: 7,614thMost Cultured: 9,120thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,199thLargest Governments: 9,417thHealthiest Citizens: 9,967thSafest: 10,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,061stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,816thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,390thLowest Crime Rates: 11,803rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,118thMost Secular: 12,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,985thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,189thMost Efficient Economies: 16,430thMost Politically Free: 17,709th
Most Inclusive: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 80th in the regionMost Politically Free: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 175th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 188th in the regionSafest: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 206th in the region

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