Population | 7.974 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Haegaunols is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and deadly medical pandemics. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.974 billion Haegaunolsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haegaunolsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,414 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, Haegaunolsian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haegaunols's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Haegaunols is ranked 69,763rd in the world and 289th in Two for Most Average, scoring 44.19 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, Haegaunolsian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.