Population | 6.685 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Haegaunols is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.685 billion Haegaunolsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Haegaunolsian economy, worth 745 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,556 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,745 per year while the poor average 19,548, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.
Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haegaunols's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Haegaunols is ranked 102,792nd in the world and 1,418th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.06204750012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haegaunols was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader.
- : Haegaunols was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, when you fly on Air Haegaunols you win a seat or you die.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.