Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen Sparax Epolonius Jr
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 585th Most Influential: 897th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,621st
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.687 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.687 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 621 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 168,623 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Habananians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 116,572nd in the world and 6,195th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.35 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 585thMost Influential: 897thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,621stLowest Crime Rates: 2,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,085thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,005thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,291stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,288thLargest Governments: 5,429thMost Authoritarian: 5,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,413thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,865thHighest Average Incomes: 9,441stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,983rdSmartest Citizens: 11,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,923rdMost Extreme: 13,200thMost Income Equality: 13,611thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,375thMost Cultured: 16,096thMost Conservative: 16,770th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 256th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 258th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 331st in the regionMost Influential: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 440th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 451st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 539th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 573rd in the regionMost Stationary: 599th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 613th in the regionMost Extreme: 613th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 616th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 626th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 727th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 737th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 760th in the regionMost Income Equality: 776th in the regionMost Cultured: 819th in the regionMost Devout: 876th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Free Land of Antityranicals.
  • : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Empire of Hileville.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Habananians.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
  • : Habanan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, Sparax Epolonius Jr is famed for giving great back rubs.


World Assembly

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