|Leader||Sparax Epolonius Jr|
|Faith||Lord Sparax Epolonius|
The People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.687 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 621 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 168,623 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Habananians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Free Land of Antityranicals.
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Empire of Hileville.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Habananians.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
- : Habanan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, Sparax Epolonius Jr is famed for giving great back rubs.
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