Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen Sparax Epolonius Jr
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 761stMost Influential: 1,059thLowest Crime Rates: 2,320th
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Population6.149 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.149 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,906 Haban dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 40,992nd in the world and 2,251st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,345.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 761stMost Influential: 1,059thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,320thMost Armed: 3,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,030thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,587thLargest Governments: 4,663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,785thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,526thMost Efficient Economies: 7,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,300thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,610thHighest Average Incomes: 8,651stSmartest Citizens: 9,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,091stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,313thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,532ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,460thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,683rdMost Cultured: 13,787thHighest Economic Output: 15,252ndMost Stationary: 16,068thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,129thMost Developed: 17,875thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,751stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,204th
Most Armed: 96th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 199th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 213th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Governments: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 367th in the regionMost Stationary: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 398th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 402nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 411th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 417th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 432nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 447th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 474th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 498th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 502nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 534th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 566th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 595th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 633rd in the regionMost Cultured: 656th in the regionLargest Populations: 820th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 869th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 879th in the regionMost Developed: 907th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 945th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 975th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 987th in the region

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