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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd
The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population22.589 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.589 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 16,337 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 723,270 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Credit mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 87,797th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.37 Bank.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thLargest Governments: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 6thBest Weather: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thMost Primitive: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Black Market: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 71stMost Advanced Public Education: 83rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 102ndHighest Economic Output: 135thHealthiest Citizens: 138thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 592ndMost Efficient Economies: 622ndMost Stationary: 992ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,161stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,679thMost Authoritarian: 2,681stMost Conservative: 3,044thLargest Populations: 5,255thMost Influential: 7,490thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,348thMost Extreme: 15,486thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,962ndMost Developed: 23,313th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Credit mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Gynos are wondering where have all the flowers gone.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Gynostan Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

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