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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd
The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population21.867 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.867 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 15,433 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 705,795 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 226,104th in the world and 5th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -67.29 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdBest Weather: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 5thLargest Governments: 6thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 7thHighest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9thMost Primitive: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thLargest Black Market: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 74thMost Ignorant Citizens: 94thMost Advanced Public Education: 94thHighest Economic Output: 156thHealthiest Citizens: 159thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 355thLargest Welfare Programs: 391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 428thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 611thMost Efficient Economies: 691stMost Conservative: 1,006thMost Stationary: 1,021stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,133rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,997thMost Authoritarian: 3,059thLargest Populations: 5,302ndMost Influential: 7,534thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,517thMost Extreme: 15,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,006th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.

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