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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd
The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population23.098 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.098 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 17,015 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 736,652 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gynostan isn't what it used to be, Sister Number One's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, Gynostan has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and serial killers are the country's biggest import. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 117th in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Highest Economic Output, with 17,015 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Governments: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 6thBest Weather: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Primitive: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 64thMost Advanced Public Education: 70thHighest Economic Output: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 120thHealthiest Citizens: 135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285thLargest Welfare Programs: 306thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 509thMost Efficient Economies: 549thMost Stationary: 979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,401stMost Conservative: 2,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,151stMost Authoritarian: 2,383rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,655thLargest Populations: 5,240thMost Influential: 7,520thTop
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Most Developed: 14,171stMost Extreme: 15,276thMost Income Equality: 15,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,158th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Gynostan has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Sister Number One's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Gynostan isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Sister Number One claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.

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