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Most Devout: 1stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stLowest Crime Rates: 2nd
The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population26.992 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.992 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 22,368 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 828,709 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 304,527th in the world and 10th in Pontbridge Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 0.81 Obesity Rate.

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Most Devout: 1stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stLowest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2ndMost Patriotic: 2ndLargest Governments: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdBest Weather: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Primitive: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 16thLargest Black Market: 16thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 35thMost Subsidized Industry: 40thMost Advanced Public Education: 41stHighest Economic Output: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107thHealthiest Citizens: 112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112thLargest Welfare Programs: 148thMost Ignorant Citizens: 162ndMost Efficient Economies: 386thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 685thMost Stationary: 859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,707thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,086thMost Developed: 4,580thLargest Populations: 4,848thMost Conservative: 4,961stMost Influential: 7,470thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,874thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,941stMost Extreme: 22,646th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Gyno Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.

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