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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population24.25 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.25 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 18,468 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 761,601 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 239,262nd in the world and 9th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -107 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Patriotic: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 4thLargest Governments: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thBest Weather: 7thMost Primitive: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Black Market: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 24thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26thLongest Average Lifespans: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 59thMost Advanced Public Education: 60thHighest Poor Incomes: 67thHighest Economic Output: 106thHealthiest Citizens: 113thMost Ignorant Citizens: 132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210thLargest Welfare Programs: 237thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 435thMost Efficient Economies: 478thMost Conservative: 843rdMost Stationary: 947thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,033rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,553rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,772ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,937thLargest Populations: 5,091stMost Influential: 7,147thMost Developed: 9,942ndTop
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Most Extreme: 17,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,499th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, chess defeat has made Sister Number One the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, vacationing Gynos expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.

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