Population | 24.595 billion |
Capital | Mişeyáke |
Leader | Prime Minister Toni Vallas |
Currency | thaler |
Animal | seagull |
The Republic of Gylias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Toni Vallas with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.595 billion Gylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mişeyáke. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gylian economy, worth a remarkable 5,057 trillion thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,612 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, prudishness is on the way out, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Gylias's national animal is the seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Gylias is ranked 4,997th in the world and 2nd in Tyran for Most Stationary, with 3,229.70626632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Gylias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.