For the Empire, we shall protect Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Most Devout: 293rdLowest Crime Rates: 391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 454th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Population6.847 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.847 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,130 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 311,178 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 22,876th in the world and 1,321st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,821.18 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Devout: 293rdLowest Crime Rates: 391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 489thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 515thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 560thLargest Governments: 615thMost Corrupt Governments: 667thMost Influential: 734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 734thMost Developed: 750thHighest Average Tax Rates: 801stLongest Average Lifespans: 876thHealthiest Citizens: 928thHighest Poor Incomes: 964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,559thHighest Average Incomes: 1,755thMost Efficient Economies: 1,942ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,383rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,812thMost Authoritarian: 4,882ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,868thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,666thHighest Economic Output: 6,767thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,934thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,119thMost Conservative: 7,203rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,428thBest Weather: 7,743rdLargest Black Market: 8,151stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,362ndMost Cultured: 9,440thLargest Mining Sector: 9,875thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,557thMost Stationary: 14,473rdMost Extreme: 15,570thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,812th
Most Devout: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 167th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 291st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 292nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 307th in the regionLargest Black Market: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 334th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 335th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 350th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 376th in the regionMost Extreme: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 398th in the regionBest Weather: 418th in the regionMost Conservative: 453rd in the regionMost Cultured: 474th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 564th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 583rd in the regionLargest Populations: 739th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 869th in the region

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