For the Empire, we shall protect Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347th Most Devout: 502nd Most Influential: 598th
The Friendly NationStates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.007 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.007 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 256,872 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 83,853rd in the world and 4,412th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 854.98 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Devout: 502ndMost Influential: 598thHighest Poor Incomes: 723rdLowest Crime Rates: 758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,074thLargest Governments: 1,123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,413thHealthiest Citizens: 1,567thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,574thMost Developed: 2,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,916thMost Authoritarian: 3,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,931stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,064thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,292ndMost Conservative: 5,314thSmartest Citizens: 5,386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,345thMost Extreme: 6,839thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,751stMost Efficient Economies: 8,277thTop
Best Weather: 8,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,989thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,702ndMost Cultured: 11,958thHighest Economic Output: 13,241stLargest Mining Sector: 13,571stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,429thMost Income Equality: 14,890th
Most Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 170th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 219th in the regionMost Extreme: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 282nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 283rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 298th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 343rd in the regionMost Conservative: 352nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 353rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 365th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 482nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 488th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 521st in the regionMost Stationary: 537th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 547th in the regionMost Cultured: 595th in the regionMost Income Equality: 794th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 831st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 848th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Guyomartand lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Guyomartand lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Guyomartand lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Guyomartand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.


World Assembly

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