The Blue Whale Nation of Guy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Guy's cerebral cortex with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.548 billion blokes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guy's Liver. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The powerhouse blokey economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion Kanqurens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 106,163 Kanqurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy's national animal is the Briana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guy is ranked 165,787^th in the world and 4,469^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 46.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.