The future for me is already a thing of the past.
Guy was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 256
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,808thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,162nd
The Blue Whale Nation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population21.548 billion

CapitalGuy's Liver
LeaderGuy's cerebral cortex


The Blue Whale Nation of Guy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Guy's cerebral cortex with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.548 billion blokes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guy's Liver. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The powerhouse blokey economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion Kanqurens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 106,163 Kanqurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy's national animal is the Briana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guy is ranked 165,787th in the world and 4,469th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 46.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,808thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,162ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,793rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,914thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,972ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,049thMost Pacifist: 3,447thSafest: 3,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,150thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,245thNicest Citizens: 4,801stBest Weather: 4,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,239thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,670thMost Inclusive: 6,389thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,716thHealthiest Citizens: 7,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,417thHighest Food Quality: 7,531stLargest Governments: 7,589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,608thLowest Crime Rates: 7,624thHighest Economic Output: 8,113thLargest Populations: 8,209thMost Cultured: 9,566thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,741stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,876thMost Influential: 12,502ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,895thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,957thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,747thMost Secular: 17,433rdMost Income Equality: 23,294thMost Developed: 23,438th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 112th in the regionNicest Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionLargest Populations: 136th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 138th in the regionBest Weather: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 160th in the regionMost Inclusive: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 166th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionMost Influential: 205th in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 215th in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 323rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the regionMost Stationary: 384th in the regionNudest: 410th in the regionMost Developed: 464th in the regionMost Secular: 473rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 589th in the region

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