The Socially Democratic Whales of Guy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Guy's cerebral cortex with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.457 billion blokes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guy's Liver. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The all-consuming blokey economy, worth a remarkable 2,938 trillion Kanqurens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 111,052 Kanqurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The aims of top-secret blokey science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, farting etiquette is taught in schools, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy's national animal is the Briana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guy is ranked 309,241^st in the world and 6,462^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,664.75 Standard Monetary Units.