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Jesus was the first socialist. Boxxy
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 91stMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th
The Socialist Utopia of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gustpolvich

Population27.748 billion

CapitalGustpolvich City
LeaderBoxxy

Currencysplicknack
Animalroncky

The Socialist Utopia of Gustpolvich is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Boxxy with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.748 billion Gustpolvichians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gustpolvich City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gustpolvichian economy, worth a remarkable 6,863 trillion splicknacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 247,349 splicknacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boxxy is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gustpolvich's national animal is the roncky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gustpolvich is ranked 1,231st in the world and 1st in Union of Free Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 231,625.09 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 91stMost Advanced Public Transport: 120thLargest Welfare Programs: 144thMost Pacifist: 218thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 269thMost Beautiful Environments: 360thLargest Governments: 398thBest Weather: 487thSafest: 526thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 635thMost Advanced Public Education: 778thNicest Citizens: 799thLeast Corrupt Governments: 801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 958thMost Developed: 981stLowest Crime Rates: 1,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,102ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,231stHighest Food Quality: 1,245thMost Inclusive: 1,286thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,363rdHighest Economic Output: 1,459thMost Cultured: 1,491stHealthiest Citizens: 1,789thSmartest Citizens: 2,054thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,797thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,217thLargest Populations: 4,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,688thMost Income Equality: 11,369thMost Influential: 12,057thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,258thMost Efficient Economies: 20,672ndMost Secular: 26,822nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gustpolvich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, Boxxy is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Gustpolvich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Gustpolvich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Gustpolvich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Gustpolvich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.

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