The Socialist Utopia of Gustpolvich is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Boxxy with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.748 billion Gustpolvichians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gustpolvich City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gustpolvichian economy, worth a remarkable 6,863 trillion splicknacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 247,349 splicknacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boxxy is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gustpolvich's national animal is the roncky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gustpolvich is ranked 1,231^st in the world and 1^st in Union of Free Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 231,625.09 Standard Monetary Units.