The Republic of Gustavo-Petro is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.827 billion Gustavo-Petroans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The Gustavo-Petroan economy, worth 204 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,560 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,693 per year while the poor average 14,981, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, all beauty contests have been banned, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gustavo-Petro's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gustavo-Petro is ranked 244,818^th in the world and 123^rd in Dawnstar for Nudest, with 74.75 cheeks per square mile.