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If God exists, he'll have to beg my forgiveness Mister Scoops
Largest Retail Industry: 34thRudest Citizens: 69thHighest Average Incomes: 116th
The Sociopathic Democracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Gunorium

Population20.763 billion

CapitalKablewyville
LeaderMister Scoops
FaithThe Gun Runners

CurrencyMiltary Round
AnimalFox

The Sociopathic Democracy of Gunorium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Scoops with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.763 billion Gunorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kablewyville. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gunoriumian economy, worth an astonishing 14,294 trillion Miltary Rounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 688,474 Miltary Rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown. Gunorium's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Gun Runners.

Gunorium is ranked 2,759th in the world and 131st in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,017.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 34thRudest Citizens: 69thHighest Average Incomes: 116thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 134thLargest Publishing Industry: 172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 265thMost Corrupt Governments: 265thMost Efficient Economies: 272ndLargest Black Market: 297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 309thHighest Poor Incomes: 309thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 380thMost Cultured: 380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 404thHighest Economic Output: 414thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 494thMost Armed: 573rdMost Patriotic: 596thSmartest Citizens: 630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 744thLargest Governments: 772ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 837thMost Inclusive: 855thHighest Food Quality: 993rdFattest Citizens: 1,059thMost Secular: 1,136thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,287thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,425thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,729thLargest Mining Sector: 1,908thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,924thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,517thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,625thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,654thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,847thMost Developed: 3,014thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,948thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,544thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,388th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 124th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 159th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 198th in the regionMost Avoided: 225th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300th in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 571st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 949th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,289th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, belief that Mister Scoops is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, citizens must pay to enjoy Gunorium's pristine beaches.
  • : Gunorium was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Gunorium, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.

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