Population | 20.763 billion |
Capital | Kablewyville |
Leader | Mister Scoops |
Faith | The Gun Runners |
Currency | Miltary Round |
Animal | Fox |
The Sociopathic Democracy of Gunorium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Scoops with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.763 billion Gunorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kablewyville. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Gunoriumian economy, worth an astonishing 14,294 trillion Miltary Rounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 688,474 Miltary Rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown. Gunorium's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Gun Runners.
Gunorium is ranked 2,759th in the world and 131st in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,017.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, belief that Mister Scoops is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, citizens must pay to enjoy Gunorium's pristine beaches.
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Gunorium was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Following new legislation in
Gunorium, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.