Population | 4.324 billion |
Capital | Gulf Tower |
Leader | Good Gulf |
Faith | Gulf Pride |
Currency | Gulf Barrel |
Animal | Gulf Whale |
The Incorporated States of Gulf Oil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Good Gulf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.324 billion Gulf Oilers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gulf Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Gulf Oilian economy, worth 455 trillion Gulf Barrels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,352 Gulf Barrels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,822 per year while the poor average 22,596, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.
Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gulf Oil's national animal is the Gulf Whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Gulf Pride.
Gulf Oil is ranked 132,344th in the world and 80th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 243.1331430058 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gulf Oil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Gulf Oil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Gulf Oil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Gulf Oil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Gulf Oil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Gulf Oil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Gulf Oil, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in Gulf Oil, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in Gulf Oil, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Gulf Oil, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.