The Eternal People's Republic of Gulagistan Commune is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Akratul Basznak with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.123 billion Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalist Gulag. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gulagistan Communean economy, worth 711 trillion lefts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,936 lefts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the newest generation of Comrades are nearly clone-like in appearance, short is not always sweet, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gulagistan Commune's national animal is the worker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gulagistan Commune is ranked 16,550^th in the world and 27^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,493.26 on the Societal Mobility Rating.