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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th
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Guer Aike

Population7.756 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.756 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,140 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 662,836 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 2,505th in the world and 142nd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.74 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thMost Valuable International Artwork: 50thMost Subsidized Industry: 51stMost Patriotic: 56thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60thLargest Information Technology Sector: 79thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106thHighest Average Incomes: 113thMost Corrupt Governments: 136thMost Efficient Economies: 150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 208thMost Influential: 236thLargest Governments: 276thLowest Crime Rates: 327thLargest Black Market: 352ndMost Armed: 363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 480thSmartest Citizens: 534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677thLargest Insurance Industry: 697thHighest Poor Incomes: 710thMost Beautiful Environments: 757thMost Developed: 758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 814thLongest Average Lifespans: 843rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,156thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,197thMost Devout: 1,794thMost Cultured: 2,383rdHighest Economic Output: 2,441stHealthiest Citizens: 2,505thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,196thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,199thRudest Citizens: 4,876thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,001stNudest: 5,901stMost Authoritarian: 8,153rdMost Conservative: 8,363rdTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,739thMost Stationary: 16,882ndLargest Mining Sector: 22,191st
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 74th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionNudest: 184th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229th in the regionRudest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 445th in the regionMost Stationary: 453rd in the regionMost Conservative: 481st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 494th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 712th in the regionMost Extreme: 721st in the regionLargest Populations: 820th in the region

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