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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st
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Guer Aike

Population3.962 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.962 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,162 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, and Guer Aikean Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 222,983rd in the world and 10,085th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -25.92 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 165thMost Influential: 192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 264thHighest Average Incomes: 338thMost Corrupt Governments: 429thLargest Agricultural Sector: 430thHighest Poor Incomes: 478thMost Efficient Economies: 616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 662ndMost Armed: 667thLargest Black Market: 788thLargest Governments: 971stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,275thLowest Crime Rates: 1,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,615thSmartest Citizens: 1,835thMost Developed: 1,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,064thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,333rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,722ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,328thNudest: 6,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,503rdMost Cultured: 7,008thHighest Economic Output: 7,894thMost Authoritarian: 8,420thLargest Mining Sector: 9,228thMost Conservative: 9,727thRudest Citizens: 10,692ndMost Devout: 11,016thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,217th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 239th in the regionNudest: 241st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 300th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionMost Cultured: 359th in the regionMost Devout: 443rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 461st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 537th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 698th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 728th in the regionMost Stationary: 743rd in the regionMost Extreme: 808th in the region

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