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Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th
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Guer Aike

Population3.473 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.473 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,628 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 468,996 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Guer Aikean throne, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, the internet has been placed under government control, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 136,469th in the world and 6,850th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 169.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Influential: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 374thHighest Average Incomes: 381stLargest Agricultural Sector: 427thMost Corrupt Governments: 476thMost Armed: 734thMost Efficient Economies: 742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 759thLargest Black Market: 914thLargest Governments: 1,244thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,429thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,488thLowest Crime Rates: 1,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,060thTop
Most Developed: 2,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,364thSmartest Citizens: 2,398thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,566thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,230thRudest Citizens: 3,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,536thLargest Mining Sector: 5,395thNudest: 5,712thMost Conservative: 7,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,587thMost Cultured: 7,829thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,342ndHighest Economic Output: 9,525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,703rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,080thHealthiest Citizens: 19,754th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 159th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 167th in the regionRudest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 215th in the regionNudest: 237th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 267th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 295th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 361st in the regionMost Cultured: 384th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 449th in the regionMost Conservative: 454th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 485th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 733rd in the regionMost Stationary: 813th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 977th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1,011th in the region

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