|Animal||Ghost of Shoggoth|
The Lucky Oppressed Peoples of Guer Aike is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 606 million Guer Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Guer Aikean economy, worth 92.1 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,016 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Ghost of Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Mistress of Blades 愛 Country of QuEeN yUnO.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Guer Aike flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Guer Aike was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
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