NATION

PASSWORD

At roots it's sour on top it sweetens
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,461stMost Influential: 4,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,469th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Guardvallia

Population585 million

CapitalKltosskato

CurrencyQart
AnimalBull

The Federal Republic of Guardvallia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 585 million Guardvallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kltosskato. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Guardvallian economy, worth 61.2 trillion Qarts a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,544 Qarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, sports club owners are having a moneyball, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Guardvallia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guardvallia is ranked 145,717th in the world and 6,675th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 59.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,461stTop
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Most Influential: 4,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,469thMost Pacifist: 11,505thSafest: 12,201stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,817thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,556thMost Cultured: 13,922ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,963rdNicest Citizens: 14,934thHealthiest Citizens: 15,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,307thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,086thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,366thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,569thHighest Food Quality: 18,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,859thMost Developed: 21,092ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,466thLowest Crime Rates: 23,480thSmartest Citizens: 24,411th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 506th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 664th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 665th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 701st in the regionSafest: 709th in the regionMost Cultured: 711th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 752nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 830th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 850th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 860th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 911th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 915th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 933rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 942nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 960th in the regionMost Influential: 968th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,022nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,070th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,072nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, sports club owners are having a moneyball.
  • : Guardvallia was endorsed by The Republic of Cult of Silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Guardvallia as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Guardvallia was endorsed by The United States of Magnvm Dainamia.
  • : Guardvallia was endorsed by The Federation of Socialist Industrial Council Republics.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 143 » Parpyduckland, Sechiole, Yaorozu, Choi Aeguka, Aerilia, Siwale, Shibutani, Tachycardia, Ethnon, Orado, Berke Khan, Prevaland, Hopenadya, Pallaith, Bankowiata, Great Bights Mum, Scroplia, New Lakemba, Guer Aike, Corfad, Dreadton, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Kwaj, Filibustra, Card Kingdom, Aenglaland, The Rhein States, The Erie Doctrine, Ishtimbine, Regallio, Omicron Persei V111, Loli County, Zyvetskistaahn, Sojenre, Q w e r t y, Hardscrabble, Xagill, Hulldom, Liberepublia, Meadowfields, Ayuzhhhhh, Omnistria, Sea Star Islands, Communist Beijing Must be China, Former English Colony, Kastonvia, United States of Dictators, Varisland, Heilhum Imperius, and 93 others.Ardonii, Kranostav, Pazair, Bongo Mountain, Twinbrook, Kyiv Protectorate, ForestMythal, Koda-Land, Pinguioris, Alfenheim, Capablanca, Yokciq Empire, Kandorith, Toilet Man, Nationeer, Oannia, Seanat, 1 very fast endotarter, KAP03land, Joevala, SteelFists, Cowbridge, Ellbonnia, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Gragadoia, Selfgradatude, Surb Clant, Sil Dorsett, Ohiyo, Individualist Catopia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, North Bratislava, Napnomadia, Artoriticitys, The Austro Germanic Union, Fatski land, Holy Marcus Empire, Riocht mor Daraen, Pradeepopoplis, Uritalitaria, Merconitonitopia, Neo Santos, Wisconsota, TyGerria, Simone Republic, Ovekisu, Arstungry, Chipoli, Kurkmeistan, Sri Temasekia, Runeda, Revrielleverizzlan, Guslantis, The Arverni Lands, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Cobolica, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Virginian-States, Davidianian, Unshleepd, Federation Terra Australis, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, Idotistanistan, The Serdey Islands, Galbadiana, Pen Blanityion, Alqaran, Maott, King Rainbow Cat, Demidexia, Greater Cesnica, Antipodea and Allies, Two Yellow Star, FLORRP, Tsandonown, Canadamerica, New Soges, Waystar Fujiwara International, New-Ferytland, Iukatia, Lennie Briscoe, FurryFeet, Uttarakhand, Darkanistan, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Magnvm Dainamia, and Cult of Silence.

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