Population | 4.183 billion |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Pony |
The Republic of Guardian Kamisato Ayato is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.183 billion Guardian Kamisato Ayatoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.
The strong Guardian Kamisato Ayatoan economy, worth 304 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,839 Bits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,503 per year while the poor average 18,844, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guardian Kamisato Ayato's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Guardian Kamisato Ayato is ranked 123,390th in the world and 230th in Sunset Shimmer for Nudest, with 151.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guardian Kamisato Ayato was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Guardian Kamisato Ayato, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.