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Guatemala can into empire.
Safest: 15,300thMost Pacifist: 19,329th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Guacamaya

Population117 million

CurrencyGuacapeso
AnimalGuacamaya

The Republic of Guacamaya is a very large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 117 million Guacamayans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Guacamayan economy, worth 4.71 trillion Guacapesoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,261 Guacapesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bike rage is all the rage, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guacamaya's national animal is the Guacamaya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guacamaya is ranked 108,744th in the world and 40th in The Roleplay Chessboard for Most Primitive, scoring -54.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Safest: 15,300thMost Pacifist: 19,329th
Top
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Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guacamaya's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Guacamaya's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, conspiracy theorists allege Guacamaya City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Guacamaya, Guacamayan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.

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