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Most Patriotic: 5,847thMost Devout: 8,033rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,217th
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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GSN29

Population3.219 billion

CapitalCallan
LeaderGwen
FaithCaitlicigh na hÉireann

Currencyharp
Animalbanshee

The Rogue Nation of GSN29 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Gwen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.219 billion GSN29ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callan. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GSN29ian economy, worth 501 trillion harps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,824 harps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, Gwen steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GSN29's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Caitlicigh na hÉireann.

GSN29 is ranked 38,573rd in the world and 21st in Aspen for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,865.91 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 5,847thMost Devout: 8,033rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,217thLowest Crime Rates: 9,871stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,273rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,824thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,771stBest Weather: 13,952ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,446thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 19,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,566thMost Efficient Economies: 22,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,651stLargest Governments: 27,584thSmartest Citizens: 27,777thHighest Food Quality: 28,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 28,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,028thMost Inclusive: 34,407th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, Gwen steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, the face of Gwen is a permanent feature of the Callan skyline.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in GSN29, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".

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