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Long Live The Workers' and Peasants' Revolution Jose Maria Rodriguez y de la Huerta
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,628thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,413thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,442nd
The Federal Socialist Republic of
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Grumpistan

Population8.202 billion

CapitalGrumpington
LeaderJose Maria Rodriguez y de la Huerta

CurrencyGrump
AnimalGrumpy Owl

The Federal Socialist Republic of Grumpistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jose Maria Rodriguez y de la Huerta with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.202 billion Grumps hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grumpington. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grumpi economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Grumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 128,191 Grumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let Grumps marry themselves', firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grumpistan's national animal is the Grumpy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grumpistan is ranked 169,245th in the world and 5th in Mallia Panica for Most Stationary, with 102.61898293492 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,628thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,413thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,442ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,578thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,702ndNicest Citizens: 3,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,828thMost Pacifist: 3,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,408thBest Weather: 4,562ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,331stMost Inclusive: 5,361stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,470thMost Developed: 5,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,656thHealthiest Citizens: 5,790thHighest Food Quality: 6,006thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,470thSmartest Citizens: 7,808thSafest: 8,239thLargest Governments: 8,429thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,826thMost Cultured: 10,149thMost Secular: 13,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,301stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,936thHighest Economic Output: 28,260thMost Efficient Economies: 29,113th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grumpistan's influence in Mallia Panica rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Grumpistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Grumpistan's influence in Mallia Panica rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Grumpistan, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Grumpistan, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Grumpistan, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Grumpistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Grumpistan's influence in Mallia Panica fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Grumpistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Grumpistan's influence in Mallia Panica rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".

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