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Most Primitive: 1,446thMost Devout: 5,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,063rd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population437 million

CapitalFort Derged

CurrencySquirrel skin

The Kingdom of Grogola is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 437 million Grogolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Derged. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Grogolan economy, worth 29.2 trillion Squirrel skins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,791 Squirrel skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, Hide and Seek with Cuddle Bear is the most popular video game in the nation, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grogola's national animal is the Brahmin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grogola is ranked 22,730th in the world and 982nd in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 2,003 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Primitive: 1,446thTop
Most Devout: 5,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,740thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,362ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,808thMost Influential: 22,730thMost Inclusive: 23,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,983rd
Most Primitive: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 354th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 357th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 670th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 724th in the regionMost Inclusive: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 869th in the regionMost Patriotic: 935th in the regionMost Influential: 982nd in the regionLargest Governments: 984th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,002nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,004th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,028th in the region

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