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Nudest: 154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,388th
The Borderlands of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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Groblinus

Population291 million

Capitalthe cave pit hole

Currencyshinie rox
Animalwarm milk creature

The Borderlands of Groblinus is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 291 million goblings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the cave pit hole. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The goblingy economy, worth 18.4 trillion shinie roxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,171 shinie roxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groblinus's national animal is the warm milk creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Groblinus is ranked 40,316th in the world and 1,224th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 41.49 quips per hour.

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Nudest: 154thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,388thMost Influential: 8,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,593rdMost Pacifist: 11,206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,379thNicest Citizens: 11,431stTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,604thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,715thMost Inclusive: 13,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,166thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,536thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,030thBest Weather: 19,480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,051stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,237thHighest Food Quality: 22,819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,225thSafest: 23,707thHighest Drug Use: 24,058thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,366th
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 203rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 207th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 356th in the regionNicest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Pacifist: 427th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 461st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Inclusive: 503rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 522nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 532nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 576th in the regionBest Weather: 624th in the regionMost Income Equality: 655th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 693rd in the regionMost Influential: 729th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 751st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 766th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 788th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 827th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 842nd in the regionMost Cultured: 843rd in the regionSafest: 924th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 934th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 957th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,017th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, much of Groblinus's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Groblinus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Groblinus, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Groblinus endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Numano.

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