The Zomg Hacker of Grey Crewmate is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grey Crewmate with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.957 billion Grey Crewmateans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spaceship. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The very strong Grey Crewmatean economy, worth 398 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 66,824 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, and builders across Grey Crewmate are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grey Crewmate's national animal is the Imposter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grey Crewmate is ranked 114,875^th in the world and 3^rd in Among Us for Most Extreme, scoring 22.15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.