The Republic of Greneria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jan Lul with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.47 billion Grenerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenhill. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenerian economy, worth 165 trillion Grenerian guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,356 Grenerian guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all footpaths have tollbooths, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown. Greneria's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Greneria is ranked 18,384^th in the world and 565^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.82 bananas ingested per day.