The Republic of Green Crewmate is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 6.393 billion Green Crewmateans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Green Crewmatean economy, worth 258 trillion silvers a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,492 silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, euthanasia is illegal, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Crewmate's national animal is the Imposter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Green Crewmate is ranked 173,216^th in the world and 5^th in Among Us for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,306.6 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.