The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Green beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.767 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Griinian economy, worth 758 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 201,270 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Green beetles is ranked 258,644^th in the world and 49^th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.09 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.