The Republic of Green Africa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Félix Desjardins with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.147 billion Green Africans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakar. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Green African economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion GA Francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,261 GA Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, the digital money revolution has cashed out, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Félix Desjardins's majority, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Africa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Green Africa is ranked 7,586^th in the world and 414^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.65 law-abiding acts per hour.