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Tempus fugit Vegio Stondaio
Most Secular: 2,164thMost Patriotic: 2,311thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,351st
The Social Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
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Grebanistan

Population1.608 billion

CapitalGrebanburg
LeaderVegio Stondaio
FaithGrebanistic Bhalidism

CurrencyGrebancoin
AnimalGrebanist Boar

The Social Republic of Grebanistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vegio Stondaio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.608 billion Grebanots are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grebanburg. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Grebanistanian economy, worth 192 trillion Grebancoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,479 Grebancoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grebanistan's national animal is the Grebanist Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grebanistic Bhalidism.

Grebanistan is ranked 247,210th in the world and 1,441st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -62.51 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Secular: 2,164thMost Patriotic: 2,311thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,351stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,054thMost Influential: 4,679thMost Authoritarian: 4,826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,848thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,548thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,596thMost Conservative: 8,943rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,881stLowest Crime Rates: 12,021stLargest Black Market: 13,295thHealthiest Citizens: 13,518thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,923rdBest Weather: 16,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,281stLargest Governments: 23,305thMost Extreme: 24,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 26,368th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Extreme: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 163rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grebanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
  • : Grebanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Grebanistan, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.

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