Population | 4.737 billion |
Capital | MONG |
Leader | II-Ögedey Khan |
Faith | İSLAM |
Currency | Tugriki |
Animal | SCORPİON |
The Empire of GREATMONGOL is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by II-Ögedey Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.737 billion GREATMONGOLians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MONG. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient GREATMONGOLian economy, worth 853 trillion Tugrikis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,081 Tugrikis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 637,432 per year while the poor average 36,733, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in GREATMONGOL' is a smash hit, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GREATMONGOL's national animal is the SCORPİON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is İSLAM.
GREATMONGOL is ranked 154,991st in the world and 2,911th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,757.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in GREATMONGOL' is a smash hit.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
- : GREATMONGOL was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".