The Union Royalist Empire States of GreaterPolsnan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Velozion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.529 billion GreaterPolsnan People are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arc De Monerto. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GreaterPolsnan economy, worth 211 trillion GRP Ingots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,249 GRP Ingots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreaterPolsnan's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All Religion.

GreaterPolsnan is ranked 30,251^st in the world and 593^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 43 flags saluted per person per day.