The United Federation of GreaterLeafland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Parliament of GreaterLeafland with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.836 billion Leaflandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leafland City. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leaflandian economy, worth 220 trillion Smileys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,254 Smileys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. GreaterLeafland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GreaterLeafland is ranked 15,113^th in the world and 467^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 73.89 quips per hour.