There are weeks when decades happen Vladimir Lenin
Most Efficient Economies: 198thMost Secular: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 312th
The Socialist Republic of
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Greater Vietnam

Population8.578 billion

LeaderVladimir Lenin
FaithState Atheism

AnimalWater Buffalo

The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.578 billion Vietnamese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Vietnamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,910 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 339,318 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and Vladimir Lenin is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Greater Vietnam is ranked 74,024th in the world and 19th in The Internationale for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,364.31 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 198thMost Secular: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 312thMost Subsidized Industry: 362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 464thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 538thLargest Agricultural Sector: 552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 644thSafest: 655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 700thMost Developed: 793rdMost Pacifist: 860thLongest Average Lifespans: 873rdHighest Food Quality: 1,030thSmartest Citizens: 1,075thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,136thMost Inclusive: 1,140thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,237thNicest Citizens: 1,239thLargest Governments: 1,264thLowest Crime Rates: 1,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,308thHealthiest Citizens: 1,373rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,387thBest Weather: 1,569thHighest Average Incomes: 1,630thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,631stMost Cultured: 1,728thMost Income Equality: 2,426thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,636thLargest Retail Industry: 2,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,548thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,837thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,299thMost Influential: 4,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,636thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,919thHighest Economic Output: 6,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,880thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,050thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,955thMost Patriotic: 18,062ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,647th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, Vladimir Lenin is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Greater Vietnam endorsed The Phoenix Coalition of Western Utopias.
  • : Greater Vietnam was endorsed by The Phoenix Coalition of Western Utopias.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : Greater Vietnam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Greater Vietnam voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Vietnam, the 'sing-a-long with Vladimir Lenin' album is a popular souvenir.