The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.578 billion Vietnamese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Vietnamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,910 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 339,318 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and Vladimir Lenin is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Greater Vietnam is ranked 74,024^th in the world and 19^th in The Internationale for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,364.31 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.