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You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 674thLargest Retail Industry: 956thRudest Citizens: 1,128th
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Greater United Texas

Population7.137 billion

CapitalAustin
LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.137 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 189,467 Texas Redbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 112,801st in the world and 127th in Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,125.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 674thLargest Retail Industry: 956thRudest Citizens: 1,128thFattest Citizens: 1,239thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,246thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,412thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,517thHighest Crime Rates: 1,701stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,935thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,604thMost Avoided: 2,690thMost Influential: 2,782ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,857thMost Armed: 3,816thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,042ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,895thMost Devout: 6,651stHighest Average Incomes: 7,255thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,076thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,316thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,526thMost Efficient Economies: 11,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,250thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,518thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,726thHighest Economic Output: 12,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,932ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,290thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,574thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,387thMost Politically Free: 17,500thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,190thMost Cultured: 20,429th
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Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the region

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