Don't be a cretin, be a tom The Toms
Highest Drug Use: 1,870thMost Influential: 2,703rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,758th
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Greater Tomland

Population2.245 billion

LeaderThe Toms


The Federal Oligarchy of Greater Tomland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Toms with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 2.245 billion Toms enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camsburgh. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Tomlandian economy, worth 237 trillion Valorets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 105,869 Valorets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Camsburgh, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greater Tomland's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greater Tomland is ranked 85,022nd in the world and 340th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 21.35 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,870thTop
Most Influential: 2,703rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,758thHighest Crime Rates: 3,444thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,768thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,118thFattest Citizens: 7,906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,968thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,861stMost Armed: 12,101stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,167thMost Efficient Economies: 15,404thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,496thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,733rdLargest Black Market: 17,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,238thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,627thMost Inclusive: 20,286thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,754thMost Developed: 24,058thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,340th
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 120th in the region

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