The Unionstaat of Greater Rostoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael Brandenburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.073 billion Greater Rostorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new kalkingrad. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Rostorian economy, worth 122 trillion Rostorian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,018 Rostorian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Michael Brandenburg has just been declared ruler of Greater Rostoria in an international press conference, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, Prerosha has been named as Greater Rostoria's national religion, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Rostoria's national animal is the Rostorian eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Prerosha.

Greater Rostoria is ranked 252,397^th in the world and 10,963^rd in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.95 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.