The Anti-Everything Principality of Greater Ramonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joey Ramone with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 38.498 billion Ramonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bitburg. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ramonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,548 trillion Gabbas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,107 Gabbas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia, the media seems excessively interested in what Joey Ramone is wearing this season, and many in Greater Ramonia are born in the purple. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Ramonia's national animal is the cretin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Ramonia is ranked 27,123^rd in the world and 1^st in punk for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.51 law-abiding acts per hour.