The Empire of Greater Pan-Slavic-Russian State is a massive, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.272 billion Pan-Slavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Greater Pan-Slavic-Russian Statean economy, worth 147 trillion Rubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,991 Rubleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Pan-Slavic-Russian State's national animal is the Bears, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Pan-Slavic-Russian State is ranked 256,214^th in the world and 12,264^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.82 crimes per hour.