Population | 2.776 billion |
Capital | Maynila |
Leader | Lakandula |
Faith | Freedom of Thought |
Currency | Maharlikan Peso |
Animal | Maharlikan eagle |
The Pearl of the Orient of Greater Maharlikans is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lakandula with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.776 billion Maharlikans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Maharlikan economy, worth 381 trillion Maharlikan Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,303 Maharlikan Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, Lakandula reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Maharlikans's national animal is the Maharlikan eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedom of Thought.
Greater Maharlikans is ranked 22,961st in the world and 11th in Council of Asia for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, extreme political groups are outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, Lakandula reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, families burn Lakandula's latest official photograph to keep warm.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, before Lakandula all AI are equally undeserving of rights.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Maharlikans, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Lakandula is a silly poophead.
- : Greater Maharlikans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.