Greater Continental Federation
Population | 19.447 billion |
Capital | Laberynth |
Leader | First Citizen |
Faith | All of them |
Currency | federal dolar |
Animal | Lynx |
The United socialist republics of Greater Continental Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First Citizen with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 19.447 billion Federal citicens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laberynth. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Federal economy, worth a remarkable 5,015 trillion federal dolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,930 federal dolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Continental Federation's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All of them.
Greater Continental Federation is ranked 176,736th in the world and 3,702nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 86.04992409468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Continental Federation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Continental Federation, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Continental Federation, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Continental Federation, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Greater Continental Federation's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Greater Continental Federation, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Greater Continental Federation's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Greater Continental Federation, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Continental Federation, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Continental Federation, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.