Population | 5.521 billion |
Capital | Antia City |
Leader | Emperor Zerkius |
Currency | Zeskadan |
Animal | Antian Snake |
The Empire of Greater Antia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Zerkius with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.521 billion Antians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antia City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Antian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Zeskadans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,180 Zeskadans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Antia's national animal is the Antian Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Antia is ranked 27,337th in the world and 1,091st in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,989.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Antia, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.