Most Devout: 1,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,166th
The Holy Empire of
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Population10.351 billion

LeaderKaiser Reinhard von Lohengramm
FaithOrthodox Church

CurrencySyrian Crown

The Holy Empire of Greater-Syria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Reinhard von Lohengramm with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.351 billion Syrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater-Syrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion Syrian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,216 Syrian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lions are considered a delicacy, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, a government program is underway to revitalize Greater-Syria's beaches, and atheists on vacation find Orthodox Church's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater-Syria's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Church.

Greater-Syria is ranked 6,060th in the world and 48th in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 11,767 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Devout: 1,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,166thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,224thLowest Crime Rates: 2,299thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,376thMost Patriotic: 2,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,595thTop
Largest Governments: 2,880thMost Armed: 2,998thBest Weather: 3,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,568thMost Developed: 3,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,093rdMost Cultured: 4,409thHealthiest Citizens: 4,593rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,888thLargest Black Market: 5,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,039thMost Influential: 6,058thHighest Average Incomes: 6,786thSmartest Citizens: 6,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,192ndHighest Economic Output: 8,876thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,051stMost Efficient Economies: 10,244thMost Authoritarian: 11,701stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,401stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,537thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,801st
Most Devout: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Patriotic: 80th in the regionMost Armed: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost Cultured: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 145th in the regionLargest Black Market: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 227th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 237th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 255th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 304th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 315th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 370th in the regionMost Stationary: 427th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 511th in the region

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