The Republic of Great Virgin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Virgin Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.984 billion Great Virgins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgin Democratic Capital. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Virginian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Virgin Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,496 Virgin Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, Great Virgins refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Virgin's national animal is the Koi fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Virgin is ranked 1,748^th in the world and 44^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 29.05 bananas ingested per day.