Population | 2.09 billion |
Capital | Houstophoenivegasqurquemento City |
Leader | Ted Cruz IV |
Faith | Church of Ultra-Jesus |
Currency | Glock |
Animal | Ford F150 |
The Silly Billies of Great Texas The Great is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ted Cruz IV with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.09 billion Great Texans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houstophoenivegasqurquemento City. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.
The very strong Great Texas The Greatian economy, worth 146 trillion Glocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,013 Glocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Great Texas The Great's national animal is the Ford F150, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Ultra-Jesus.
Great Texas The Great is ranked 293,340th in the world and 5th in Tyrantia for Nicest Citizens, with 1.3 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Great Texas The Great's influence in Tyrantia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Great Texas The Great, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
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Great Texas The Great, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
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Great Texas The Great, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
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Great Texas The Great, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them.
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Great Texas The Great, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
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Great Texas The Great's influence in Tyrantia fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
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Great Texas The Great's influence in Tyrantia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Great Texas The Great's influence in Tyrantia rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
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Great Texas The Great's influence in Tyrantia rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".