The Island Kingdom of Great Slatos is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 784 million Great Slatosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arco. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Great Slatosian economy, worth 67.6 trillion Tosias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,279 Tosias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Slatos's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Great Slatos is ranked 40,799^th in the world and 1^st in Trollistan for Most Patriotic, with 36.41 flags saluted per person per day.