Population | 4.787 billion |
Capital | Grease Trap |
Leader | Grease Monkey |
Faith | Greased Lighting |
Currency | Axle Grease |
Animal | Greased Pig |
The Community of Grease Pit is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grease Monkey with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.787 billion Grease Pitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grease Trap. The average income tax rate is 19.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Grease Pitian economy, worth 365 trillion Axle Greases a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 76,264 Axle Greases, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Smoking is banned in public areas, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grease Pit's national animal is the Greased Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greased Lighting.
Grease Pit is ranked 86,409th in the world and 97th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 535.81054596992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grease Pit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Grease Pit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Grease Pit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Grease Pit's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Grease Pit's influence in The Leftist Assembly fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Grease Pit's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Grease Pit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Grease Pit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Grease Pit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Grease Pit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.