Population | 32.878 billion |
Capital | Rockwood |
Leader | Jimmie |
Faith | High Church |
Currency | zuken |
Animal | pirate |
The Apolytonian Surfdom of Grant Park - Harrow is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmie with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.878 billion Grant Park - Harrowi'ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockwood. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Grant Park - Harrowi'ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,934 trillion zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,246 zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Grant Park - Harrowi'ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and Jimmie's new office has a propensity to catch on fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grant Park - Harrow's national animal is the pirate, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is High Church.
Grant Park - Harrow is ranked 10,338th in the world and 3rd in Manitoba for Most Stationary, with 2,315.6221985564 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grant Park - Harrow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Grant Park - Harrow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Grant Park - Harrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Grant Park - Harrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Grant Park - Harrow, Jimmie's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.
- : Grant Park - Harrow's influence in Manitoba fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Grant Park - Harrow's influence in Manitoba rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Grant Park - Harrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Grant Park - Harrow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Grant Park - Harrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.