Population | 7.225 billion |
Capital | Dubhlind |
Leader | Donnchadh O Flannagáin |
Faith | Palmarian Catholic |
Currency | Irish pound |
Animal | red fox |
The Our Lady of Knock's Realm of Grand Gaelica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Donnchadh O Flannagáin with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.225 billion Gaels are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubhlind. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Gaelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion Irish pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,915 Irish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, old age is the nation's leading method of execution, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and children keel over while singing "Donnchadh O Flannagáin Gives Us the Water of Life". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Gaelica's national animal is the red fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Palmarian Catholic.
Grand Gaelica is ranked 86,674th in the world and 9th in Ireland for Most Stationary, with 529.8029248148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, children keel over while singing "Donnchadh O Flannagáin Gives Us the Water of Life".
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, old age is the nation's leading method of execution.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, Donnchadh O Flannagáin is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Grand Gaelica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, emojis are the soul of wit.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Gaelica, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.