The Federation of Gran Yucanoa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Presidente Damián Guerra with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The devout population of 5.869 billion Yucanoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuasácha. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gran Yucanoan economy, worth 427 trillion Evirías a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,792 Evirías, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Gran Yucanoa's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gran Yucanoa's national animal is the Yucanoan Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sanguis Catholicism.

Gran Yucanoa is ranked 47,364^th in the world and 998^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.97 law-abiding acts per hour.