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Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Highest Disposable Incomes: 990thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,408th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
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Gradavar

Population7.689 billion

Currencymark
Animalleopard

The Commonwealth of Gradavar is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.689 billion Gradavarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gradavarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 314,178 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,110,135 per year while the poor average 64,259, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gradavar's national animal is the leopard.

Gradavar is ranked 34,135th in the world and 449th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,297.5005237658 days.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 990thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,408thMost Patriotic: 1,833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,098thLargest Retail Industry: 2,190thHighest Average Incomes: 2,506thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,344thMost Developed: 3,500thLowest Crime Rates: 3,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,542ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,626thMost Secular: 3,741stSmartest Citizens: 3,749thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,893rdMost Influential: 4,270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,887thMost Cultured: 5,785thLargest Black Market: 5,935thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,205thHealthiest Citizens: 7,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,867thHighest Economic Output: 9,619thLargest Governments: 9,900thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,238thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,418thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,429thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,763rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 17,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,092ndHighest Food Quality: 22,295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,236thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,472ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,913th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 68th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 86th in the regionMost Secular: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Influential: 264th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 272nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 389th in the regionMost Stationary: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 471st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 477th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 495th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 500th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Gradavar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradavar, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.

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