The Gorynithemonese Republic of Gorynithemonis is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working population of 6.606 billion Gorynithemonisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Gorynithemonese economy, worth 278 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 42,186 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorynithemonis's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Gorynithemonis is ranked 58,135^th in the world and 855^th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.