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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 34thMost Efficient Economies: 84th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Gorvania

Population12.293 billion

CapitalAnzhelypol
LeaderYuriy Yaroshenko
FaithChristian Orthodox

Currencyhrovodnia
Animalpig

The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.293 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,407 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 683,931 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,358,843 per year while the poor average 6,754, a ratio of 941 to 1.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and online tourism reviews of Gorvania are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Gorvania is ranked 237,869th in the world and 68th in Nazi Europa for Most Pacifist, with 1.63 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 34thMost Efficient Economies: 84thHighest Average Incomes: 87thRudest Citizens: 101stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121stMost Subsidized Industry: 133rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 138thMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 145thLargest Insurance Industry: 146thFattest Citizens: 163rdMost Avoided: 191stLargest Mining Sector: 195thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 227thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 268thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 271stLargest Black Market: 272ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 285thLargest Agricultural Sector: 313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 314thHighest Economic Output: 686thLargest Governments: 806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 872ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,044thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,152ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,182ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,204thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,243rdMost Devout: 1,323rdSmartest Citizens: 1,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,773rdMost Pro-Market: 1,791stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,960thTop
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Most Armed: 2,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,496thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,473rdMost Influential: 15,202ndMost Stationary: 18,212thLargest Populations: 22,019th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, online tourism reviews of Gorvania are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Gorvanian Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, some magnifier-wielding Gorvans say Yuriy Yaroshenko seems a little lacking in something.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, love means always having to say you're sorry.

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