The State of Gorno Altaysk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.038 billion Gorno Altayskians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Gorno Altayskian economy, worth 525 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,645 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,078 per year while the poor average 2,986, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gorno Altaysk's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gorno Altaysk is ranked 286,534^th in the world and 8^th in Congo Kinshasa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.4 law-abiding acts per hour.